Tuesday, September 2, 2008

An arbitary realization...

"When give and take exists between two entities, not because of obligations, but only by the virtue of and as a result of the happiness of the two entities by the give and take, will a truly life-giving and beautiful relationship exist"

-Me

Sunday, March 16, 2008

A stray realization.

"They say they have a need for speed,(they even brought out a game), but how blind they are to the fact that purpose is greater than need. From now , I believe the purpose is speed..."


- Me,(when the bike rules my thoughts)

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Preach 10

"Unlike pleasure, pain can never be deceiving, and tends to be more impressionable than any other feeling know to life forms"

-Someone
-Me

Preach 9

Lessons on gratitude:

Countless human hearts are broken even as you read this, its not necessary that love is always reciprocated and this leads to unexplainable suffering. You may complain that God doesn't care for you and blame Him for everything that happens.

Have you ever thought how many times you've broken His heart?? How many countless million times we've taken Him for granted and broken His heart??

For all the believers and non-believers, God loves us all. But what if you never ever reciprocate that? How many times have you been thankful from the bottom of you heart for everything you have?

Love God, yourself and rediscover life...

-Mudde (with public interest in mind)

Preach 8

"A good rider is always a safe one too"

-Someone
-Me

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Preach 7

"El fin justifica los medios"
("The aim justifies the means”)

-Someone
-Me,at nothing in particular.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Preach 6

"To control, first surrender"

-Someone (I'm compelled to put this every damn time,'cos some dumbfuck would've already said it and I take pride in giving credit to deserving things,though I've realized a thing or two on my own. Sigh! The things I've to do for being born a tad late in the history of humankind!)

-Me, after a bit of biking.

Preach 5

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

-Someone
-Me,after reading this somewhere.

Preach 4

"Emotions hinder judgment"

-Someone
-Me, when being judiciously emotional.

Preach 3

"Talk is dirt cheap,(read blogs also)for the supply is way more than demand"

- Someone
- Me,after late realization (Implementation still pending)

Preach 2

"The body is ready only when the mind is ready"

-Someone
-Me, after late realization

Friday, February 29, 2008

Blog Things 4




Your Birthdate: July 3



You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper.

You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality.

Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure.

Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone.



Your strength: Your larger than life imagination



Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered



Your power color: Lime



Your power symbol: Lightening bolt



Your power month: March

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Blah 3

This "blah-series" post is completely and solely dedicated to the one and only _Mudde_ (read the owner of this blog) and his improved talents in cracking PJs* (read Pro-thetic Jokes).

Untill recently, the talent was undernourished and uncared for (it still isn't cared for anyway, but what the heck), all thanks to insomnia. But today was the day of revival, the day of a new dawn in the history of my sleeping under-rated talent.

Here is a first person account of the event which clearly marked the dawn. The Mother of _mudde_ was complaining about this noise which was created by a particular window everytime it was closed or opened to The Father. In what looked like an attempt, of course a futile one, to save The Father from having to think about a solution to the issue put forth by The Mother, _mudde_ asks The Mother to take The Father's Motor Scooter to the nearest photocopy place and get a photocopy of the silencer of the motor scooter and stick it to the above mentioned window so as to reduce the noise created. (Applause!!) The Mother, evidently confused with this innovative idea of mine, asks me what was wrong with The Maiden's silencer. (read _mudde_'s motorcycle) And I, with no apparent delay, replied with full enthusiasm that I would very generously let her take my bike as well for the photocopy of its silencer. She dint understand a word (See!! this marked the strong come back of the dormant talent!) and continued with her work, indifference oozing in torrents.

Well, you all must be exhausted emotionally by now, reading the thrilling first-person account of the exciting comeback of my PJ talent!! All applause gracefully accepted!


A word of caution though: Beware you all for the lord of PJ as risen for the dormant abyss of the depths of gray cells and you'll be haunted till the end of eternity and will be made the pathetic butt of my jokes... oops i meant butt of my pathetic jokes...

Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for anyone committing suicide after reading this post and no PJ shall be taken back. Period.


* A PJ is the essence of the creativity of the great mind (read _mudde_'s mind) which has been deprived of a stable platform and opportunities by the society for a secure and complete expression of ones frustrations and complaints about the shortcomings of the governing body of the brain... (whew! Thank God that ended...) Whatever that meant... It was essential to qualify this blog for the prestigious "blah-series"... So long...

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Blah 2

"The number you are trying to call is not reachable! Please try again after sometime!! And I'm so "effing" happy about the fact that you aren't able to reach the number!!"

This is what I get when I call up a Vodafone(previously Hutch)connection holder. Well.. the last sentence was what the tone of the voice announcing conveyed.. I just voiced the feelings of the tone.

And thanks for reading that crap. Wasn't really the point of the blog anyway. Had to give this blog the traits of a genuine "blah-series" blog.

On of the things I've been trying to do off late is getting my passport done under the tatkaal* scheme (well.. more like trying to get the 'people' at the passport office accept the damn application...) and its been two sharp weeks as I write this Blah-series blog.

Attempt one: Failed
Reason: No Photocopy of ID of the datty boy who's issued the VC.
Steps taken: Convinced the datty boy (through The Uncle) to cough up his ID so I could photocopy it.

Attempt two: Failed
Reason: Later the APO tells me that the datty boy is not one of those "mahanubhaavas" who're eligible to issue a VC.
Steps taken: Switched over to 3 documents method.

Attempt three: Failed
Reason: All the documents I had were proved to be Invalid
Steps taken: All documents are being processed under testing conditions and are being made valid.

Attempt four: Pending....
Reason: Document processing
Steps taken: (None)


Yawn...

*Tatkaal is a scheme under which the passport is issued to you within a week of your date of application. There are two paths in which you can get it done.


1. Get a VC by a pretty "main-ish" dude working in the central or state Government and also a copy of his ID card which he must attest along with an Affidavit issued by some Notary.

2. Select 3 documents from a list of 14 documents and out of the 3 one must be in the first 8 documents mentioned and the affidavit as mentioned above.

Yeah thats about it....


No mood to blah anymore..

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Preach 1

Some people are simply ungrateful no matter how much you do for them, and its utterly useless being nice to such people... But what makes you different is you still are capable of being nice to people who don't deserve being nice to..

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Blog Things 3

What Raghavendra Means

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.



You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you.
You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night.
Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

Blog Things 2

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion:

You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

Blog Things 1

You Are a Realist

You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass.
You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is...
But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on.
You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope.

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I picked up metal in some 9th or 10th grade,thanks to best-friend influence.The first heavy metal song I ever listened to and instantaneously fell in love with is "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath.

Continuing the metal-head journey with little footsteps initially,I picked up this tape (from a friend who had no interest in metal at that time whatsoever but still got the tape cos the cover looked cool I suppose) which had a blue cover with super-cool graphics of a skeleton with holding a trapped soul in a transparent something (which is also tied to his rib cage) in one hand and the other hand trying to rip his other half of the rib cage.His head on fire and a furious energy ball for an eye. (You guessed it,It's Seventh Son Of The Seventh Son by Iron Maiden). I would have had to be blind not to be intrigued by this as a teenage guy.Dint quite understand the lyrics but found something fascinating in the music, something mysteriously eerie and at the same time very powerful.

In a few days after I fell for Maiden,I got my PC and it was filled with all kinds of mp3s(courtesy:friends) and all the albums of Maiden which had released till then was also filled in. Seventh Son Of The Seventh Son continued to fulfill my 'metal' needs for a long time and in due course of time Iron Maiden became God to me.

A couple of months ago,The Father bought me a new bike - A Silver CBZ X-Treme.And I found my long lost love.She was christened "Silver Maiden" and she sprang to life.Being a tall ride with breezy handling,it dint take much from her side to make me fall for her.At no point while riding does she feel out of power.Always ready to blast off at a mere turn of the throttle.A bit hard on pillion though, due to stiff back suspensions which I liked anyway for this adds to the breezy handling.(ans also Its more fun when its just the two of us you know[;)]).And yes,the number of heads that turn at the traffic junctions!I love it!

Totally satisfied and couldn't ask for more...



Rockon Maiden!!!

Blah 1

NEVER MISUNDERSTAND...

Peace for Love
Mis-understanding for Mistake
Compassion for Love
Love for Weakness
Innocence for Ignorance
Ignorance for Bliss
Tolerance for Compassion
Mercy for Forgiveness
An Intellectual for a Smart person
A Smart person for an Intellectual
A dead bitch for an open vagina
A Calamari for live Giant squid
A Panther for another Cat
A Cow for a Goddess
A Woman for a Woe
George Bush for Kind
His Dogs for Human beings
My Girlfriend for my Guitar
Stinkin' Farts for METAL
Suppandi for Funny
Funny for Stupid
Stupidity for Love
Lust for Love
Love for Peace